MURDER
AT THE
CHERRY
PIZZA
CLUB
Mikey was approached by Tardov while on his way to the restroom. You can see the note she slipped him in her right hand in this photo. The note read, "You will die tonight unless you take these anti poison agents. Someone is going to try to poison you and your wife tonight."
As you can see in this photo, Mikey slips the anti-poison agent in Rosie's tea while she is dreaming about the Russian Ballet.
Here Mikey is in conspicuously slipping himself an anti-poisoning agent. He doesn't know why but he trusted the Russian mole.
The next evening, Mikey disguises himself as Russian agent, Mikolav Mushka. He is determined to find out who and why someone would want him and his lovely wife Rosie (aka Rushka Bushkov) out of the picture.
Suspect #1: Olga the waitress
She had the opportunity. She could easily have slipped poison into any portion of the food. Most likely would be the soup she is pictured delivering to the table.
Suspect #2: Iryna the pizza chef
Who else would have a better opportunity than the one who prepares the signature Cherry Pizza, the would-be victims favorite dish?
Suspect #3: Butnik the Bouncer
Seen here just before he threw Mikolav out on his "butnik." Certainly had the strength and the stealth to do away with whomever he pleased.
Mystery Solved!!!!!!!!!!!
The Culprit: Natasha the Gelatto Girl
For the last 5 nights Roshka and Mikolav went for Gelatto after dinner. Natasha had ample opportunity, but what about motive?
Sick and tired of working in this upscale convenience store, and having these pesky tourists come in to order two measly cones each night, she decided to put a stop to this madness! Mwahahahahahahah!
Little did she know the owner, Tardov(the mole) was on to her. Tardov, wanting to avoid an international incident and to keep seeing the money come into the store, decided to tip off Moshka.
Tardov gave Mikolav and Roshka this secret password to give to Abigov and Hannov for their own protection. Watch out!
DROULTANGY
Good news is we likely will be coming home on time on Sunday. Our guide called us and told us that this most likely will be the case.
The bad news? We have obviously turned a bit looney.
Ok ya you both have been there way to long.... We so need you to come back before you trully loose your minds! LOL LOVE YOU BOTH
ReplyDeleteOk guys, clearly it's time to come home! Glad things are going smoothly and your sense of humor is refreshing. I won't be wearing any fox scarfs though. Don't want to look anymore American than I already am :)))
ReplyDeleteOk, I take it we don't have to worry about Mike checking out hot property or looking to open a sporting goods store in the Ukraine!? I think the fur trade might work out for him though. What is that Mike, a fox on your head???!!! The good news is I don't think we have to loose any sleep thinking we've lost you to the REDS!!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you will return home soon.
Abbie and Hannah had a great audition last night. We are all anxiously waiting to hear about callbacks! They seem to be unaffected by your absence, crazy as ever! I know they miss you but they are taking it very well.
We are all looking forward to seeing you and hearing about your wild adventures!!!
Lots of love to you, from the Johnsons